Browsing Urban Outfitters today, it honestly didn’t occur to me to read this rug

as gendered, until I saw this rug on the next page.

Yeah. It’s pink too, so there ain’t no mistakin.

Ironically, who among us needs a reminder that this is what our culture demands, as if we could forget? It’s in there good you guys, I promise! Form follows function, I guess: this shit is printed on a doormat.

Do we even need to get into the whole being-told-to-smile situation? No we do not.